Kids!

(by â?¥ SoSickOfTearsâ?¥)

Wishing you could send them away
When they're driving you insane
Grubby little hands all over you
Sometimes causing you pain.

More trouble than they're worth
Always shouting and screaming
The house is a total mess
Please, let me be dreaming!

Always wanting something or other
Demanding undivided attention
Ranting in public places
Shouting things we wont mention!

People must be insane
To ever want their own kids
If mine continue acting this way
I'm gonna put them up for bids.

What a wonderful idea!
Rent a kid instead of having your own!
Then when they get to much to handle
Send them back before they're grown!